PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then